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Chapter 1477 - 212:
Their belts tightened around their chests and bellies, their pants twisted and broke their leg bones, and their bodies were forcibly compressed into flat fragments!
Meanwhile, the gluttonous pig-like witch faltered. The overly stretched "witch outfit" she wore was similarly pulled tight, attempting to strangle her!
"Oh... Buddha Mother, bless, ble—guh!"
The witch desperately reached towards the statue behind her, seemingly seeking rescue, but the witch outfit tightened further, turning her directly liver-colored.
"Not good, stop the mantra!"
Seeing the liver-colored witch’s imminent demise, Xu Shu’s pupils suddenly contracted.
Who knows if the Lotus Platform could be retrieved after the witch’s death?
He hurriedly halted the Life-taking Mantra of the small jade Buddha and quickly jumped down from the beam, grabbing the witch’s waist, several times wider than a door panel, and pulled her up, loosening her clothing to prevent her from suffocating to death.
"Whoa~"
The fat witch gasped back to life.
Xu Shu breathed a sigh of relief, barely making it in time, angrily pressing hard on the right side of the small jade Buddha’s chest as punishment.
"Why so excited!" Xu Shu muttered.
A sound of grievance, "pop," echoed in the air, followed by Ji Yu’s weak translation: "Master, oh master, the Bodhisattva says she doesn’t know~"
"You acted on your own, and dare say you don’t know?!"
Xu Shu glared fiercely.
At this moment, the witch regained her composure and belched.
She glanced around, saw her suddenly deceased subordinates, and Xu Shu standing right in front of her. Her eyes lit up, and, struck by an idea, she grabbed Xu Shu’s hand and said:
"Hold on, hero! Aye aye aye, this young lady is willing to offer herself, only pleading for the hero not to kill me!"
Sss~
Accompanied by the melodious, soft voice reminiscent of a babbling brook, came an odd smell like not bathing for a year combined with not using the restroom for half a month.
They merged together, in a paradoxical yet harmonious way, assaulting Xu Shu’s senses.
"...Hiss!!!" Xu Shu’s pupils suddenly widened.
What is this smell? Impossible to describe!
Thicker than the slime of a Nagoul Demon! Stronger than An Lanla’s scat!
Even though Xu Shu had fought many battles and seen countless storms, he almost fainted at this moment.
You dare offer yourself for mercy?
You want to confront me, just say it!
The scent was too overpowering, Xu Shu couldn’t bear it anymore, and without hesitation, knocked the pig-like witch to the ground, then dragged her massive body to the unusually shaped Statue of the Mother of Non-Birth.
"Take out the Lotus Platform... ugh~ Hurry!" Xu Shu cursed.
"What? You actually know this... Who are you? Did Du Mu send you?" The witch exclaimed in shock.
Xu Shu’s eyes shifted, and he said, "It’s urgent, quickly take out the Lotus Platform!"
The pig-like witch hesitated, scrutinized Xu Shu, then suddenly realized, "Is the Lamp Master’s ceremony about to be completed, dispatched by Du Mu to retrieve the lotus? Are you the Lamp Master in person? Ah, my humble self was blind, please forgive me, esteemed emissary!"
Xu Shu raised an eyebrow.
Lamp Master? Ceremony?
What’s this... There’s something fishy here...
Xu Shu silently made a mental note and pointed at the statue: "Uh oh~ Less talk, quick action~"
The pig witch saw this, didn’t hesitate, and arduously moved her body forward a bit, praying "Mother above, please manifest," after which a straw-like pipe pierced her chest from the statue, sucking vigorously.
Szz szz szz~
Szz szz szz~
The witch’s body rapidly shrank visibly, instantly transforming into a slender and graceful figure.
Moreover, she did not become emaciated but rather her skin turned fair, with a beautiful face, and a delicate, soft body.
From a thousand-pound figure → to a thousand-gold figure.
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Such miraculous circumstances made Xu Shu marvel, thinking maybe Yang Su and Ning Xiang, who only got fat in certain places, were wrong, that becoming like the pig witch was the right path?
Before he could think further, the witch, although slightly weakened, began to act.
"Esteemed emissary, technically, I should personally hand over the sacred lotus, but injured, I can only trouble you to go..."
She picked up the fallen Lotus Platform, glowing with lightning, and handed it to Xu Shu.
Xu Shu casually accepted, glanced at the "Zhen" character on it, confirmed its similar features to the previous "Dui" and "Li," and pocketed it.
The witch then fidgeted, winked, and continued, "Esteemed emissary, has Du Mu mentioned me lately? Uh hehe, I don’t mean anything else, just asking if the three pairs of virgins offered last month meet Du Mu’s taste? If the esteemed emissary is willing to pass a message for me, this young lady wouldn’t mind first letting the esteemed emissary enjoy some pleasure and joy..."
"..."
Xu Shu froze for a moment, staring dumbfounded at her.
After a few seconds, Xu Shu said, "Alright, no problem, I’ll help you with that."
"Oh my, many thanks, esteemed—"
Bang!
"Ah!"
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